2011 Mazda 3

Hey white boy welcome to Detroit. I am going to give you a bright white brand new Mazda 3.

I dazed off and realized that would stick out not like a sore thumb but a thumb that was on fire... bad analogy or whatever but I hope you see what I mean. This lady had no idea that I was going to be driving into the heart of Detroit including all of the dusty corners.

I snapped back as she was explaining that it only had 500 miles on it!!! The last thing I said to her was "if it gets stolen it's covered right?" She replied "why would it get stolen?" Walking away I muttered "no idea, I just don't know the area."

I embraced the car and played rap music loudly with the windows down.